Darren Hayman – the unreleased song Cowgirl, a Chrissy Moran video and more sex, sex, sex…

I just wrote about about Darren Hayman here and linked to one song not on his latest ep for Static Caravan. Well the Songs:Illinois research department failed to bring you the full story on Darren Heyman. He has not one but two new ep’s. I’ve written about the Caravan Songs ep on Static Caravan but didn’t know about Cortinaland for Acuerela Records of Spain. This ep is considerably more sexed up with songs like “Leave Your Shoes On” and “Chrissy M.” (about Chrissy Moran shown on the left in her most conservative outfit).

The song he links to on his website is another song that was left off the record. This song is full of sex references with metaphors “if like she want’s to be a dog, if she wants to be a missionary and if she wants to be a cowgirl”. Here’s “Cowgirl”. Click to buy from Darla.

Cowgirl

Video of Darren doing “Chrissy M.” in his front room (doing the song not the person!)

Chrissy M Video (P.S. can anyone rip the audio from this and email it back to me as an mp3? You’d get a big thanks from Songs:Illinois.)

3 Responses to “Darren Hayman – the unreleased song Cowgirl, a Chrissy Moran video and more sex, sex, sex…”

  1. Fire of lovE says:

    the song is in your email (cbonnell)

  2. Craig says:

    thanks got it

  3. Satisfied '75 says:

    damn. talk about a body built explicitly for sin.